​​​​​​​​​​Your Latest FlyFisher Edition...December
by Ron Pihl

Meeting:  Longview Country Club, 41 Country Club Dr, Longview, WA

Time:   Wet Fly 6:30 pm
             Dinner 7:00 pm
Program:    It’s the Wretched Gift, Bob Cratchit, the Wretched Gift!


The time is nigh and its nigh time for a holiday party! Come prepared for the Wretched Gift by twisting on
your Scrooge cap and bringing a gift worthy of giving the Cratchit family a royal screwing. Suitably
wrapped, of course.

Regardless of your offering, virtually everyone has opportunity to earn one of three prizes. Most Popular,
as determined by that most traded for, could be targeted by those bringing something of perceived value.
Most Creative, determined by popular vote, goes to that individual who demonstrates the most imaginative
gift, or perhaps that one showing the finest of craftsmanship.

But the Grand Prize, the Big Kahuna, Gran Premi, the Mother-Lode of all prizes is……..oh yes we are talking
THE MOST WRETCHED. This also is determined by popular vote and on it’s selection and the celebration
that deservedly follows, closes out our night of merriment and starts our planning for next year’s offering.

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